Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Hilarious NSFW Video


Watch this video, you may laugh.  You will need a Youtube account because the video is age restricted.  Enjoy the quick laugh!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

Hi Rascals,
I just watched Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar movie via Amazon's On Demand.  They decided to release it online, On Demand first and then theatrically release it.  I must say, it met my expectations.  No spoilers ahead.

If you've seen Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!  you know that plot is secondary to stylized content and an absurdity that leaves you either gagging or bent over laughing.  This movie has a plot that is able to sustain it for the full 90 minutes.  I was thankful they pretty much stuck to one plot line with only a few "commercials" throughout.  The movie certainly had its disgusting parts, but they were hilarious too and timed well with the emotional plot swings.  I've got the movie rented for two days and will probably watch it again tonight or tomorrow.  I highly recommend it if you are a Tim and Eric/absurdity fan.  Hail Shrim.  Great Job!


Friday, January 27, 2012

It has been a long time since I put up a poem

Hello Rascals,
I should feel like I had an excellent day.  I accomplished a bunch of household chores after work, I hung out with a buddy, the Bulls won.  Yet I just don't feel happy about the day.  I don't know why, maybe I'm depressed or something.  Hopefully tomorrow brings rainbows and sunshine or whatever will pep me up.  Cause it's not happening tonight.  So here's a poem I wrote to celebrate (acknowledge?) my funk.

They say reach for lofty peaks.
But what if you don't make it?
What if your ship leaks?
When is it alright to quit?
Who knows what turns
a smile to a frown.
Sometimes the ladder
is used to go down.
Strong men cry,
but so do the weak.
Geniuses and fools both ask why
as life slowly drags on like a cowardly creek.


Sunday, January 22, 2012

Superbowl Prediction

Hey y'all,
I was right on with my prediction!  I've been on fire and doing pretty well if I do say so myself.  That being said, the Patriots win the Superbowl.  It's going to be a shootout.  I can definitely see the Giants winning.  It will be a close game.  I'm taking the Pats by 4.  Brady invented Tebow time and he's about to redeem himself.  Enjoy making some money off of my great prediction skills.


Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Playoffs Part 2

Evening folks,
Time to revisit the NFL playoffs.  My Superbowl prediction is Patriots vs. Giants.  I'll take Brady over Flacco.  I'm not going to bet against the Giants either.  They're on a roll.  As a Bears fans I was so happy to see the Packers lose, especially the way they did.  It was my personal Superbowl.  Anyway, what do those of you that care think?


Friday, January 13, 2012

Jersey Shore

I started off really liking Jersey Shore.  I suspended disbelief, and imagined people really could be this stupid, know it, and not be ashamed.  I've watched every episode.  That's not something I'm proud to say.  Some friends of mine turned it into a weekly group activity; this justified watching the show somehow.  However now I'm really starting to feel duped.  Every episode this show starts to feel more and more scripted.  I'll see what happens this season and then be done.  Also, since no one has voted in the current poll, I am going to change it and see what you all think or if you even care.  See you on the flip side.


Sunday, January 8, 2012


The first game of the NFL playoffs was kind of a surprise to me.  It was between the Bengals and Texans.  The Texans were starting their 3rd string QB.  They lost the 1st two to season ending injuries.  Most teams tank when they lose their starting QB, much less the backup too (See: Chicago).  However the Texans have battled through injuries  this year and showed a lot of resolve in beating the Bengals.  The Bengals were a surprise team to make the playoffs judging from what people thought at the beginning of the year.  The game was a tale of a team in the process of rebuilding and a team flying wounded.  The Texans got the upper hand in this one, 31-10.

The other game was between the Saints and the Lions.  The Saints easily beat the Lions if you only look at the final score.  Truth be told, the Lions won the 1st half and the Saints dominated the 2nd.  This one came down to the Saints capitalizing on the Lions mistakes; and the Lions' failure to do so when they had the opportunity.  This one showed the Lions room for growth.  I'm not sure why people give Stafford so much credit.  Dude is throwing to Megatron and has a 1st round pick in TE Brandon Pettigrew.  He has the weapons and should be more successful if he is the elite QB the analysts are saying he is.  

My picks for today's games are Denver by 3 over Pittsburgh and the Giants by 7 over Atlanta.  Enjoy the games ya'll.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Some pictures I took

Here are some pictures I took around a local theme park.  It was kinda cold when I took them, but normally it is way colder and we have a lot more snow.  I was lucky to be able to walk around there this time of year without being knee deep in snow.  I hope you enjoy!


Friday, January 6, 2012


I might need to learn how to dance pretty soon.  Any tips?

This is the only dance video I could find :(


Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Foster the People

I'm not quite sure how I managed to overlook Foster the People.  "Pumped Up Kicks" came out and I listened to it a million times.  (The lyrics are about a little remembered mall shooting in Nebraska, check it out.)  I never really followed up on the band for some reason.  Then I got bored with my music and decided to give them a listen again and investigate.  Consequently I was blown away.  Their beat is pop/disco, their lyrics are indie and their videos are awesome.  So often you see a band make a good song and not put anything behind the video (see: "Pumped Up Kicks").  Fortunately they corrected their error (most likely because of the success of "Kicks") and made "Don't Stop (Color On The Walls)" and "Helena Beat" (below).  I'm thinking about buying this compact disc on pay day and jamming out until their next one.  "Helena Beat" definitely reminds me of Fallout, especially if the invincible children decided to start taking revenge like the ones from Fallout 3.    Anyway, don't take my word for it, check it out!  (Don't listen to it with amped up expectations though, tends to ruin things.  Remember I'm just some dude sitting behind a computer.  I may or may not have pants on.)




Monday, January 2, 2012

Good News!

The changes are happening quick dudes/dudettes.  I'm set to move into my new place in less than 2 weeks.  It's pimped out and ballin' outrageous so I will be busy with that along with work.  I quit drinking 2 days before New Year's.  It's been easier than I thought so far.  I still want to drink, but realize a) it's not worth it b) it'll only make me fat and c) it's better to call it even and get away with all of the dumb stuff I did drunk than keep on doing dumb stuff and have something really bad happen.  Speaking of which, I was the designated driver for New Years.  My buddy got wasted and I had to pull over so he could toss his cookies.  It was hilarious.  Even his fiance and work buddy were laughing.  Reason enough to quit the sauce right there.

On top of all that I met some broad who was banging hot too.  I haven't showed her how much dong I hang, she doesn't seem like that kind of girl (unfortunately).  I like her a lot bla bla bla.  We'll see how this plays out.  I'm having a hard time reading her, which means she lacks the desperation that usually gets me into relationships.   : P

Anyways, how were all of your New Years?  Anyone slay a broad?  I saw some decent fights, anyone catch one on video?
My Best,